yoouwould's Journal

WAIT WHAT??? part deuce.
i don't know why this always happens to me...

so last night i was at my aunt anny's wedding. which i figured was going to be scandalous, but not in the way that it ended up being scandalous. i was hoping for trips, picket signs, or an angry ex bursting into the church in a hot hot heat!

no, somehow the scandal and humiliation got turned on me. I was minding my own business, talking to my cousin brooke and hitting on her boyfriend sam, when out of no where my drunk mom grabs me by the arm yelling, "lisa knows jason! DJ is good friends with Jason siska!" oh shit.

of course i was excited who would be. jason siska equals total domination! so i go over there to talk to Lisa (wife of my moms cousin Dave). and she starts in with isn't jason so cute, hes at our house all the time he is really good friends with my son DJ and he student teaches at my younger daughters school. so we start talking about survivor and lets face, all the episodes are pretty much the same to me and i stopped watching a while ago. anyway, she told me that jason had the immunity idol the entire time and blah blah blah. she talked about how its funny to watch the beginning of everyone diving into the water in the opener because she always sees jasons tattoo and shes like thats him, i know that tattoo anywhere. ::insert car tire squeals when you hit the break:: tattoo? eww. pete wentz deuce.

i think i would have been fine with keeping my girly crush to a minimum but i somehow blurted out "i was really banking on him winning the million dollars because that could have paid for a nice wedding for the two of us" this made Lisa brust out laughing and she told me i was so funny. anyway i think it went down hill from there. she was telling me he is single he just got a new hair cut and blah. whatever.

did i mention i also said to her that i am friends with him on facebook and i read his status all the time...IT POPS UP ON THE NEWS FEED!

this lady (and her husband) for the rest of the night continued to whisper jason siska sweet nothings in my ear about how i could be dancing or around him or whatever with him.

anyway, if i don't recieve a "hey i heard you stalk me" facebook message from jason in a near future i will be surprised. i think i might resume a new identity in Jersey and have a Hannah montana wig for the rooney show in Chicago.

did i mention annalee and guest...me are on the quest list.

to conclude. i think this is all one big test from God. he gives me the real boy, nicholas, who is friends with Hanson, and real boy Casey who can provide all the needed Bamboozle hook up, but then drops jason in my face. i see a connection but don't know how to put it together!

i have to go rangle baby bumps now.

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